Apollo Amateur

Snarkin' on beardos since 2011.

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mitchclem:

bossbattle:

drawbrandondraw:

Comics bud Zac Gorman began putting together a Frasier zine a while ago. Progress is slow-going, but I talked to him and he said it would be cool to share my comic so here you go.

Amazing. Simply amazing.

Sometimes someone makes a comic that makes you just wanna give up forever because there’s no topping this omgggggggggggg

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hodgman:

grayflannelsuit:

Now that David Letterman is retiring, perhaps he can score a role in the next Avengers movie.

Like many, I owe my sense of humor largely to Dave. I also am jealous he got to meet Wonder Man when he wore that red safari jacket. 

hodgman:

grayflannelsuit:

Now that David Letterman is retiring, perhaps he can score a role in the next Avengers movie.

Like many, I owe my sense of humor largely to Dave. I also am jealous he got to meet Wonder Man when he wore that red safari jacket. 

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shainasheaffphoto asked: 17, 18

17. A fact about my life

I know a thing or two about demolitions thanks to the U.S. Army


18. Phobia

Ventriloquist puppets, man.

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Anonymous asked: 12

Ideas of a perfect date

I am the world’s worst person to answer this. Honestly, I really only need something to eat, lots to drink (because awkward) and a conversation-appropriate noise level.

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raind0wn asked: 7, 8 (top 5 comicbooks!)

Biggest Turnoffs: Hmmm… the whole Lolita thing kind of squicks me out. Wearing an outfit is one thing, but I can not abide baby talk or whatever. In fact, I’m not a big fan of role playing in general.

Top 5 comic books.

  1. Sandman
  2. The Invisibles
  3. Milk & Cheese: Dairy Products Gone Bad
  4. Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E.
  5. Beasts of Burden

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almost 3am. seduce me.

erosionandregeneration:

1. The meaning behind my URL
2. The meaning behind your name
3. Tattoos I have
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite animal
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
11. Age
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite color
17. A fact about my life
18. Phobia
19. Middle name
20. Anything you want to ask

No one ever asks me these things, but whatever.

(via raind0wn)

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humanswhoeatass:

"What was the happiest moment of your life?"“Eating ass.”“What was the saddest moment of your life?”“Eating ass.”“What’s your best quality?”“Eating ass.”“What’s your worst quality?”“Eating ass.”

humanswhoeatass:

"What was the happiest moment of your life?"
“Eating ass.”
“What was the saddest moment of your life?”
“Eating ass.”
“What’s your best quality?”
“Eating ass.”
“What’s your worst quality?”
“Eating ass.”

(Source: humansofnewyork)