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Snarkin' on beardos since 2011.
it-grrl:

lotus0kid:

crystalsavestheday:

defiantlycurious:

itsmerandi:

yamiaainferno:

droppingtheuphemism:

2nd most profane and 3rd most courteous.In Maryland, we will ask you to please fuck off, and thank you when you do.

what the fuck are you talking about i live in texas and every other word i hear is a curse

Fucking Maryland. Gotta love it. =]

so marylanders are vulgar and polite. heyyyyyyyyy

I live in Maryland and I curse like a sailor, but I’m also super nice SOOO this makes sense. It maybe a bit of the New Yorker in me (since I was born there).

Excuse me, WTF?


An actual shirt that is available from several retailers. I mean, a lot of us are polite, but get a few drinks in us and we are profane as shit.

Texans are polite as fuck.

it-grrl:

lotus0kid:

crystalsavestheday:

defiantlycurious:

itsmerandi:

yamiaainferno:

droppingtheuphemism:

2nd most profane and 3rd most courteous.

In Maryland, we will ask you to please fuck off, and thank you when you do.

what the fuck are you talking about i live in texas and every other word i hear is a curse

Fucking Maryland. Gotta love it. =]

so marylanders are vulgar and polite. heyyyyyyyyy

I live in Maryland and I curse like a sailor, but I’m also super nice SOOO this makes sense. It maybe a bit of the New Yorker in me (since I was born there).

Excuse me, WTF?

An actual shirt that is available from several retailers. I mean, a lot of us are polite, but get a few drinks in us and we are profane as shit.

Texans are polite as fuck.

(Source: nevver)

karirogers:

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Still true. Plus I never noticed the nudity in the photo strip on the fridge.

Totally me this morning.

giphy:

“My mother…no…my first girlfriend.”

It’s his job.

mattfractionblog:

 

sad-teeth:

So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which is the removal of one’s breasts, to prevent Breast cancer. So instead of praising Angelina on her bravery, men on Twitter decided to ridicule her, even calling her stupid for removing her breasts. For those of you on Tumblr that are attacking Feminists about being delusional about sexism against women and misogyny here’s your fucking proof that sexism and misogyny exists. 

 

LADIES: not that you don’t already have enough to do, but it is your job from here on out to NOT FUCK THESE PEOPLE. Write down their names. Remember them. Do you know them in the real world? Do you or someone you know know any of these people, and might you find yourself in a fuck/not-fuck sitch at some point int he future? DO NOT MAKE THAT DECISION. These people are quite literally too stupid to risk the broken condom. Let them furtively sprut into gym socks until the end of all things lest their moronic seed spill forth into our collective future.

browsethestacks:

brianmichaelbendis:

 

Jack Kirby meeting Paul & Linda McCartney at a Wings show at the LA Forum in 1976.

Paul dedicated “Magneto and Titanium Man” to Jack at the show. In return, Jack gave Paul this piece of art.

(via hodgman)

Yolo

black-on-the-internet:

For everybody who reblogs this I will scroll through your blog and leave a message in your ask box on how I predict your life is like. What kind of a person you come off to me as/ what your interests and hobbies are. I will also leave nice little compliments (this was not my original idea, I just would like to do it)

(via turbosexophonicshock)

odditiesoflife:

Long Term Exposure Photos of Fireworks

Photographer David Johnson captures the International Fireworks Show in Ottawa, Canada using an unusual photographic technique of long term exposure. His photos of fireworks look more like bacteria under a microscope. The results are amazing.

(via neil-gaiman)